The Surrealism Compliment Generator

http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

Here's an example of the sort of compliment this generator will give you:

"You mutter such objects of equine delight that the mind's ability to sew slices of mordant ivory becomes tamed with visions of Tamils in Constantinople."

It's thought provoking and fun. Check it out!